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The Battle of the Sexes is Epic! – American Idol

We thought we would take a break from the heavy topics and just take a bit to laugh.  Here is our cover of the epic hit called “Epic” by Faith No More.  You 90’s kids will remember this one really well.

Lyrics

Did you clean it, fix it, if not you’ll pay

My to do list not made for another day

You better go do it better do it fast

If it doesn’t happen now getting laid’s in your past

This needs fixed, so do it, alright

It’s just a mess, get it outta my sight

While dating I know that I was so sweet

But now with my rolling pin you will get beat!

She wants it all but she can’t have it

(Yeah yeah yeah)

If I have to share my feelings any more

I will scream my brains out and rush through the door

Don’t wanna share it, don’t care about it

Already heard it, so please just shut it!

He wants it all but he can’t have it  (no no no)

So just for spite I’ll just keep talking  (Yeah yeah yeah)

Do nothing right that’s how I’ll win

I’ll make it look so bad I’ll make it look like a sin

So my talking it makes him bored

I’ll just give him some more new chores

She wants it all but she can’t have it  (Yeah yeah yeah)

Please make it stop, I just can’t take it  

Talk my dear?  Stop it!

Please listen?  Quit it

Sex my dear?  Not Now!

Dinner please?  Go starve!

That’s what I have been doing starving for the last 30 years, Mrs. Burnt biscuits

The last picture I saw of you it didn’t look like you were starving.

That’s because I went out and found a real woman who can cook:  

Oh, yeah, who is that?                      Wendy’s

Miss Freckle Face…phhffft…. She holds nothing over on me, Little Ms 2 Scoops of Sexy…

Fix this now!.  Ugh Please.

Watch the kids.  I’m sick.

Gimme a Sandwich?   Get lost.

Do The Laundry?. You’re it.

She wants it all but she can’t have it  (Yeah yeah yeah)

He wants it all but he can’t have it  (Yeah yeah yeah)

Scrub the floors. Your job

Clean this now. Not your mom.

Less talk. Ha Ha Ha.

That’s it (Yeah yeah yeah)

Let’s shop.  just died.

Then talk. Sore throat.

Clean house. Arm’s broke.

That’s it (Yeah yeah yeah)

This one goes out to all the men who are dealing with women who are narcissistic.  And that means all men who are dealing with women.

And women I just want to apologize to all of you who are dealing with men like Deitrich.  I hope you feel my pain since I am a Narcissist.

Well we finally found something we agree on. 

NO 

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Where’s my rolling pin

Lennox and Deitrich

We are a couple who has been married long enough for all of our kids to be gone. This means we are constantly at each other's throats! (JK). We have been blessed in so many ways by Almighty God, that it is undeserved. We love serving our God, and we have a passion to make sure the truth is proclaimed in every way. Yes the names are made up. Why? When someone tries to get you fired because give give a historically accurate picture of slavery in the world, then you learn fast or you are hung for your "crimes." We'd rather learn fast. We try to model this after Winston Churchill and Alexsandr Solzhenitsyn. "The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part in the lie. One word of truth outweighs the world." - Alexsandr Solzhenitsyn "The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it. Ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. - Winston Churchill - Lennox and Deitrich